Browsing Moans 1181–1194
I really don't get why actors put their hands out in front of incoming traffic as if they have some superpower that is magically going to stop the car from crushing them, and to top it off, they just pause?! Maybe they're all students of the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning and they're training to be in the next X-Men. It's stupid, no one does it, and it looks totally fake.
If you did that in real life you would be fucked.
I hate with a fiery passion the phrase "Weapons of Mass Destruction".
I cannot stand it and if I hear someone else use it I will BECOME one.
To the robin that sat on the road in front of me this morning:
Just fucking move already. I don't want to drive into you, but you're going to force that to occur if you just sit there obliviously tweeting away! This isn't a tree, it's cold tarmac!
Why can't I have a different desk? No one else here has to sit under an air conditioner here. No I will not turn on the cool air because it freezes my gonads to my chair. I'm cold enough as it is - lose some weight and maybe you won't be so insulated!
I know I work for technical services. I know I am generally supposed to have some kind of vast sweeping knowledge over all technology - this is something I accept as normal in this job area.
But I cannot, for the life of me and no mater how hard I wish I could, Make the Whole Internet faster. IT'S THE FUCKING INTERNET! WHAT IN THE WORLD DO YOU EXPECT OF ME?!
My university likes giving me heart attacks. They give me three to four assignments at once, all to be handed in within a week. After which we get to sit around and do nothing for half a month. How about spreading it out a little, guys?
No, just because the pay is good does not mean I am going to subject myself to a demeaning job. Believe it or not, there are people in the world who just don't care about how big their bank balances are.
To the VW Golf that made me swerve to fucking Australia: Just because your car is newer and has a bigger penis than mine, doesn't mean you can stick your fat dick in the middle of the road when I am coming straight towards you at 40MPH. #vwgolf #driving
I am sick to death of reading the newspapers. The last thing I want to see in the morning with my Tea and Bran Flakes is more fucking injustice.
NEWSFLASH GOVERNMENT: IF A HUMAN COMMITS A SERIOUS CRIME, THEN THEY LOSE THEIR HUMAN RIGHTS.
It's so fucking simple it blows my mind that these ridiculous prick's whims are pandered to.
Too many deadlines, not enough hours in the day.
Seriously guys, if one more person asks me if email is broken because they've not received one in the last twenty seconds, I will take their keyboard and stick it up their fucking asshole.
YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING CELEBRITY OK. IF YOU ARE GETTING EMAIL THAT FUCKING QUICKLY THEN IT IS SPAM. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME WORK ON MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES LIKE DETAILING YOUR IMMINENT DEATHS,
Linux geeks, what the fuck? Today I had a problem with compiling a rather obscure piece of software that had old and redundant READMEs from the previous author and versions, and all they contained were changelogs and other useless information that should have been omitted from the release.
Anyway, I asked this guy if it would be ok if I used a more well-known and supported application. You would expect him to try and offer some support or maybe other software recommendations, but the prick just flat out says "if you can't compile you shouldn't use linux" then saying "you need to know shit, linux is hardly document".
It's guys like him that give Linux and the whole community driven aspect a bad name.
When you call me please have a reason for calling me. The worst thing in the world is someone calling you and you know they want something but they're seriously beating 'round the bush because they're too idiotic to figure out what they want.
If you want something, phone the right person and know that they can help you, don't waste peoples time and, fuck me this is the worst bit, act all chummy and friendly - I know you're only sucking my dick only to get something.
I am really fucking annoyed that no one seems to be able to rename the Vista MS Styles so that my whole list is propagated with exactly the same names.
Is it really THAT difficult to get them renamed?