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Fucking internet, why i cant have the damn 4mb adverstised?
"You can watch television online, download music, play games, and all at the same time!!"
yarite... >.<

Fucking idiots who do not indicate on roundabouts.
Learn to drive, or better still crash and never drive again.

The price of a round in my University bar: £5.80.

Me offering to pay for the drinks only forgetting to remember my PIN number for my credit card: Priceless.

My god damned University has some stupid thing where you are required to enter a PIN number to take books out the library. Well, I seemed to have forgotten all about my credit card PIN after having remembered the library 4 digit number sequence.

Not only did I look like an idiot in front of my friends, I looked like a tramp in front of the cute little bartender.

I'm getting exceptionally annoyed by the idiots on the course with me.
They don't know how to read dialogue boxes and follow simple instructions. It's driving me up the wall because a ten minute lab is taking an hour. God fucking damnit!

Usually when you buy a large sized drink you expect it to be somewhat larger than the smaller sizes by at least a reasonable amount, right?

Not the case at my University and their fair-trade bullshit.

Their "large" cup sizes for coffee is ridiculously small, being a fraction larger than the "regular" size which should really be small as it seems you can only just about get a sip out of it before you finish it.

Usually when you buy a large sized drink you expect it to be somewhat larger than the smaller sizes by at least a reasonable amount, right?

Not the case at my University and their fair-trade bullshit.

Their "large" cup sizes for coffee is ridiculously small, being a fraction larger than the "regular" size which should really be small as it seems you can only just about get a sip out of it before you finish it.

If in 43 minutes the heating in this room does not kick on, then I am going to reception to kick off.
This room is like a fucking igloo and I am not a fucking inuit.

They get 43 minutes because they said it comes on at 6:00pm but if I don't hear a hiss on the dot then I will flip out.

Dear Samsung,

I understand it can be difficult at best with all those billions of dollars to develop software. I, as a consumer, really don't care how effectively I can run and manage a inexpensive piece of plastic. In fact, I just like to spend money for things, bring it home, unwrap and just leave it.

I cannot stand, for the fucking life of me, the whole furry culture. I do not understand it and I do not want to understand it. Dressing up as animals, pretending you ARE an animal, and 'yiffing'. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Dear christ, die please.

Why is there no 'Disallow Results Trying to sell me shit' in the google search preferences? It's so fucking irritating to search for an item and get 2000 fucking pages of 'LOWEST PRICES HERE!!!!!!'

Jesus Christ.

There is a colleague in my office who is making me grow dangerously close to just upping and leaving this job. If he doesn't get off my back then I am going to get fired for kicking him in the fucking head.

You're not my boss so stop pretending to be.

Anything that auto-loads and thus auto-plays on a page is annoying as fuck. If you're trying to be MySpace please put a message up next time to forewarn users. If this happens again it will be the last time I visit your site.

If you're selling a product, it doesn't matter if it's online or on a shelf, you need to display the price in a clear manner. There is no way in hell I am going to buy from a company that can't get simple advertising correct.

I am namely talking about Spanning Sync. This application sounds like a god send and does exactly what I want to do. Great! There's a download link for a free trial so I immediately know I there's either a paid version or something. How much is it? I don't know! I'll blindly download the trial, integrate all my shit into it and hope it displays a price inside the application.

I had to search the webpage with my browser (cmd+f > $) for the price, and guess what - it's only listed in testimonials. Jeez.

When I am driving, the last thing I fucking need is someone giving a running commentary. If I feel like leaving it in fourth gear, I feel like leaving it in fourth gear. Don't fucking tell me what I should and shouldn't do, no matter how long you have been driving.

The other thing is you are a smelly piece of shit.

I just noticed I have cavities... I never have cavities... this sucks donkey!! [ps. seeing dentist in under a week.]

i was going to blog about linux on my site but i don't have anything to blog about since i never have issues or problems. Shit just works and blog is inactive.

I have the carcasses of three deceased Grande Latte's with an extra shot of expresso, on my desk... it makes me sad.

I can tell they're deceased by the way the light passes through them unscathed by the presence of a hot beverage.

I know this is going to sound fucking insane, but I am really annoyed that AIG didn't go bust. I was really, really hoping for it to fall over and bring down everything else with it.

It would have made this world very, very interesting and we could have done with a bit of fucking humility. That's the only way these profit mongering cunts who run these corporations would have learnt.

Fucking bastards. This world needs to burn.

Sony Ericsson's Update Service has two fatal flaws. The first is it is not available for OS X (nor are any of their other software packages.) The other is it is it requires Flash version 8 or higher, but when you've got the latest (9.0.1something) it moans (no pun intended).

Sony Ericsson is a major player in the mobile telephone game, they have yet to recognise the Mac market and even basic stuff like update their applications.

It's a good thing their phones are pretty damn good.

I really don't get why actors put their hands out in front of incoming traffic as if they have some superpower that is magically going to stop the car from crushing them, and to top it off, they just pause?! Maybe they're all students of the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning and they're training to be in the next X-Men. It's stupid, no one does it, and it looks totally fake.

If you did that in real life you would be fucked.

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