moanlog – Anonymous moaning

Doesn't it just annoy you how when your trying to shag a bird, she comes round half way through :(

Just because I didn't go over every thought in my head on the phone to you doesn't mean to say I didn't think of everything.

Your job is very public facing. Brush up on your bedside manners.

I can tell that he likes you... Why does this bother me so much?

I don't like being lied to.

Ugh, usual family devide. Them and their horses, dragging me to them to help out and tell me to be enthusiastic about them. How the hell am I supposed to be when for 2 hours I deal with shovelling feces and tending to a animal that eats away at all our wages, you take some of mine just to take care of them.

Everything sucks.and this is the last time i'll complain about it.

I fucking hate it when people who take forever to make a decision. Spending too much time swaying from one option to another and never reaching a conclusion. DECIDE ALREADY AND MOVE THE FUCK ON!!!

I just noticed I have cavities... I never have cavities... this sucks donkey!! [ps. seeing dentist in under a week.]

how do i consistently miss that every woman i fall for is absolutely batshit crazy?

For fuck's sake. Don't play fucking Yesterday by the fucking Beatles at the gym. I'm trying to run further, not sit down, get stoned and have a fucking reminiscing sob.