My brother just had a poo in the toilet, and it smells so bad my stomach actually aches. Yuck.
Listing Random Moans
you just proved what a dickhead you actually are. your number is thisclose to being removed from my phone and blocking you out of my life
New Years is over man, get over it. Stop posting pictures up or let me know in advance so I can block you or unfriend you or whatever it is.
Stop liking your own status and photos; you're lane dumbass
you make me want to throw my brand new smartphone against a wall and watch it break into a million pieces. just to see something destroyed.
I can't help the way i feel
why does there have to be a justified reason for everything
do i have to have done something wrong or do you? because it would make understanding simpler
i cant help it!
i know its selfish
i know i'm coming across as a bitch or really petty
ARGH
how do i consistently miss that every woman i fall for is absolutely batshit crazy?
ok you turn up late to every single fucking class and its really pissing me off. whats pissing me more off is when you distract me asking for a friggin pen when i am trying to do work. if you want to fail then go the fuck away and dont fucking distract me, otherwise shut the fuck up. is you read this, thank you very much for being so considerate
i keep waiting for you to tell me that I'm not imagining things.
that you feel it, too, this magnetic spark that makes my hair stand on end whenever you're around and makes me just want to touch you, just because my skin feels like it has to.
where are you?
Doesn't want to lose my best friend. Although sleeping with him and then attempting to have a half arsed relationship may have been a bit of a faux pas. I love the messes I dig myself into.
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