moanlog – Anonymous moaning

My neighbor works night shift. At about 11pm the other night, I heard a car arrive next door. I was sitting out back when a couple came outside. I could hear whispers, giggles, and panting, until the sound of a breathless, passionate, lustful moan escaped my neighbor's wife's lips. Then they scrambled into the house. I don't know if it was anther man with my friend's wife, maybe role play, maybe their teenage daughter and her friend. Would you say something to your neighbor? If it had happened at your home while you were working nightshifts, would you want you neighbor to say something to you?

I should have known talking to you online would be as difficult as face to face. Why should I dumb down my language just so you can understand me? I feel as I'm losing brain cells just by talking to you.

For someone who sells computer equipment to not know how to properly use one is fucking ridiculous.

If you come up to me and say: "I need Office 2007. By the way, for the last 6 months a strange program called Bo Peep keeps opening and closing the anti virus but I didn't think it was important. Is it?" Then I should be allowed to punch your dick up into your stomach and piss over your eyeballs.

Do you want to bring the whole fucking network down with your endless stupidity? If something seems wrong then fucking tell me before half a fucking year has passed.

Why would you celebrate your 6 month anniversary together? That's like celebrating your half birthday losers!!!

Why do people speed? I just don't get it. You're not going to get wherever THAT much faster. You may think you look hard or cool, but you don't.

I love driving at the speed limit and watching the impatient idiot behind get frustrated. It's SO satisfying.

Also, I'm saving you fuel and probably a life.

you're SO FUCKING IRRITATING. just stop talking.

I have a dream, a dream for tonight where Satan and his accomplices of evil call their leader home from the midst of the raging inferno. She, entranced will step forward, trip due to the obscene height of her boots and fall into the fire. But the fire won’t finish her off, oh no , as she is from hells backside. No what will do her in is a helpful neighbour stepping in with a glass of water or maybe me with a hose. She will be drenched and then just like in the wizard of oz, she will melt into a pool of slime.
Everyone will be very surprised that she actually wasn’t a human being but a witch from hell but they will soon go back to eating burgers. I in the meantime would not want anyone to slip in the green oozing slime and so will put sawdust down. Just like they did at school. People could also use it as a handy ashtray. Then when a convenient time arises, she will be swept into a black rubbish sack that has also been used to empty the litter tray and disposed of. Forever a mix of slime and cat piss.
I don’t think it will come true, I think she will come back from the nights festivities, complain about the food, people, fireworks etc etc and then return to her coffin, only to rise in the morning to continue her rampage of evil. I can only cross my fingers!

Don't look at me like that, bitch on the bus. You're taking up two seats, you only paid to use one.

Now move your fucking bags and quit your screwfacing.

Get off your fucking high horse

so that kiss meant nothing to you? after all that?