When you call me please have a reason for calling me. The worst thing in the world is someone calling you and you know they want something but they're seriously beating 'round the bush because they're too idiotic to figure out what they want.
If you want something, phone the right person and know that they can help you, don't waste peoples time and, fuck me this is the worst bit, act all chummy and friendly - I know you're only sucking my dick only to get something.