Don't want to go to work tomorrow as i think i have tonsilitis coming on, but i know that if i take sick leave i'll get loads of shit when i get back, we're not all superman.
Browsing Moans 1041–1060
This guy keeps wanting to meet up to do work together, the thing is, he is pretty stupid and I know he will copy all my work and let me do all the talking. Think for yourself, you're not 6 years old, you're older than me and you're at University. How did you make it this far? I don't know.
Dear Kleenex company, please make blow-your-nose napkins that won't desintegrate by an ant's cough. I always end up using two at a time. :(
If you ask someone you like to rate your attractiveness out of 10. Do not throw a hissy fit if they come back with 4 as the answer. It's your own fucking fault for asking the question. He doesn't like you and you should get over it, I can't be arsed clearing up your mess any longer. You sound so desperate, it's no wonder he said 4 so not to give your over inflated ego anymore of a boost.
Find someone else to fawn over.
I hate it when you sneeze violently and your chapped lips get cut unintentionally.
There is nothing that gets on my tits like the contrived anger of this moanlog.
Get off my face, get out of my tits, get a life, etc.
Sensodyne toothpaste: Did they miss the meeting in which they discussed how the toothpaste should taste? It literally tastes like nothing, and it smells like unperfumed cream, as in, tastes like shit when you brush your teeth. I guess it's one way to wake up with the shock of shit tasting toothpaste.
dont fucking come in my room and ask to use my computer...i mean for facebook...FACEBOOK. ffs perhaps if it was something important but seriously get a fucking life please
Don't look at me like that, bitch on the bus. You're taking up two seats, you only paid to use one.
Now move your fucking bags and quit your screwfacing.
If you set a deadline, fucking stick to the deadline. Believe it or not some people have actually done the work requested and it's a constant 2 fingers up to those who give a shit when you pander to the needs of the drunken morons. The information and deadlines are in the handbook given out in our first lesson, I can refer back to it, why the fuck can't you.
I swear this woman entered this workshop and sat right next to me SOLEY to piss me off. She's just come in, sat down, bag on table, arse on seat, phone out and she's just talking, right now, as I fucking type this. If she's reading this: you're fucking annoying and I wish you would get out or stop using the phone, thanks.
I can't stand the two BBC Breakfast News presenters Sian Williams, and Bill Turnbull. They're like two elderly kids who have had too much coffee in the morning. There is something about their presence together and the way they interact with one and another that just really gets on my tits.
Replace them with some proper, professional news anchors please, BBC.
My boyfriend has no idea what he's doing...
I know he's never had a girlfriend before me but it took him 2 months before he kissed me, and he asked first.
And it was 8 months before we got to second base.
He's such a wimp.
Why can't I just have a little bit of *freedom*!
I'm 17! I can drive! (Sort of...)
I should be allowed to make decisions about my life!
Not never be in the same room as a boy alone, and have to have my mother know the parents of the person I'm hanging out with, and not go anywhere on school nights!
If a video isn't playable on your website from my location, it would be nice if you told me before you started playing adverts to me, only to tell me I couldn't watch it.
When a girl is obviously quite happily seeing a guy, why can't you just back off and leave your pathetic mooning to the privacy of your own little room? Seriously, back the fuck off. It's bad enough that you'd try and hide the fact that you're going to see her from me even when it's patently obvious that that's where I'm going too when we meet on the bus, but Jesus Christ, just grow a pair and move the fuck on, cos you're not fooling anyone. Fucking douchebag.
My perception of “spreadable right out the box” is that it's spreadable right out the box. Why then is Marks & Spencer's low-fat butter as spreadable as spreading bricks over bread. To boot it was flaky as hell as it is scooped up making it look like some weird gone off butter.
I used to think M&S food was full of quality products.
I'm not the biggest fan of facebook as it is, but having a reply form with no 'submit' button (Even in mobile view) is just retarded. It's bad enough forming coherant sentences on a phone keypad as it is, but when it's not possible to even submit what you've written.. Well, I can't be responsible for the body count.
Everyone in my class hates one of lectures. As class rep I had to approach the head of department and tell him "our" concerns. The only problem is that this lecturer has done so much for me personally already. Got me outside work and jobs.
Et tu Butus.
Sorry.
If you've got a job interview tomorrow and you want me to prepare a PowerPoint presentation for it, don't ring me up the night before expecting me to drop everything for you.
I've told you I'm going out at 6, if you haven't sent the stuff over before 5:40, you're on your own, and you probably shouldn't get the job if you've left this last minute.