To my parents:
I know you want to check up on me every five seconds, but stop it. And don't idly stand there, trying to read what I posted to my friends. Ask, please, but don't expect an answer. I'm a fucking adult now. And don't annoy me with your stupid ass comments about what the plans are while I'm brawling it out with my friends and OBVIOUSLY DISTRACTED, hence the reason why I'm not staring at your mouth when you talk, and giving NO response whatsoever, except for a randomly placed "uhuh." Get the clue. "Uhhuh" means I REALLY don't care what you have to say right now. I got better things to fucking do.