Really, it's fine that you don't invite me to your 18th.
It's not like I thought we were good friends. Not like I was speaking to you about the summer pre-18th party you were gonna have on msn the other day. Not like we always have fun together when we're totally pissed. Oh wait.
Maybe you just forgot to send me the facebook invite?
Then again, you managed to remember 68 OTHER PEOPLE.
Thanks, a lot. I'll remember to not get you a present, or invite you to mine.