So I got a new pair of gym gloves, opened them up and noticed that they were both labeled "L" on the little tag inside. In the 21 years of my existence i've always thought that L on a tag inside something you wear stood for left, so I e-mailed the gym glove people and asked whats up. They gave me some fucking lame ass sarcastic reply to basically say "Yes L stands for left" in a sort of "are you retarded?" manner.
Well Mr Gym Glove Maker, ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? Why does my right hand fit in a glove labeled as left? Am I deformed or what the fuck?
God.