Please leave the room. Please. I understand you don't have an overly large group of friends, but when you are in here minute after minute hour after hour, it gets on my nerves. Do you know what I would give just to be able to rub one out at my desk in the middle of the afternoon instead of having to go into the bathroom at ungodly hours of the night?
It's bad when someone who is on his computer as much as I am thinks you are on yours too much. Get out.