moanlog – Anonymous moaning

Why are some people so lazy that they think its ok to use their car horn to summon someone in a quiet close rather than get out of the car and knock on the door?

My mother in law, a fuck wit of global proportion.

And now you want somebody to cure the lonely nights, you wish you had somebody that could come and make it right. But boy I ain't somebody with a lot of sympathy you'll see what goes around comes back around

it annoys me when you talk

Fucking cunt

they might have told you that you don't have cancer, but is that a reason to fucking start smoking again? next time it'll be too late

I can't stand the two BBC Breakfast News presenters Sian Williams, and Bill Turnbull. They're like two elderly kids who have had too much coffee in the morning. There is something about their presence together and the way they interact with one and another that just really gets on my tits.

Replace them with some proper, professional news anchors please, BBC.

People mess you about in the privacy of your home, you don't like it, but then you inflict the same mental abuse on your closest friends?

Wow. Just wow.

so that kiss meant nothing to you? after all that?

Dear Mr. Old Person on the X80,

Yes, I can see there's a queue. But we were here before these people and decided to wait outside of it instead of lining up.

I want to thank you for pushing me out the way like that. Because I just LOVE it. The only reason I didn't push back (or smack your head through the bus window, trust me I thought of it) is because you look like you've only got 2 years at best before you die, and so I didn't want your premature death on my conscience.

Another thing, in future please either put you wife on a lead with a muzzle so she can't chat shit, or leave her at home in her cage.

Yours gratefully,
The guy who wouldn't mind if you choked on your dinner tonight.