Latest 20 moans submitted

Why the fuck do you accuse me of 'clicking off shit quickly'? It's called multitasking!

UGH.

I don't want you...I don't think I do anyway
So why do I feel so jealous whenever there's a hint of you being with someone else and so happy when you tell me you still like me and regret whats gone wrong

i hate the feeling you get when no matter how much you want something you know that its impossible to get.

Fucking hell.
I spend £130 on a leather jacket. Get home. It's fucking ripped in 2 places, and I didn't see. And River Island hardly ever accept returned items, the wankers.
If they don't either give me a replacement, or give me my money back, they're not gonna know what's hit them.

Maybe if I was more attractive, maybe if I was pretty, maybe if I didn't have as many imperfections, and maybe if they opened their eyes a little wider, then I wouldn't be in this situation. Maybe, it would be like I want it to be, with who I want it to be with.
But my imperfections make me who I am. Without them, I would be someone else, and I'm not willing to change who I am for anyone.

Why is everything ultimately confusing? In love, in like; the former relating to somebody I shouldn't want considering the history and the other based on somebody I shouldn't want considering the present and my position in the company.

Is it too much to ask to love somebody and have that person love me back, without either party fucking it up so royally, neither knows how to go back yet going forward together isn't an option.

New definition of legless, ladies and gentlemen!

....and ambition is a burden you shall carry till your death my friend.

I don't like being lied to.

yh it fine i was there for u through everything wen your dad died all your m8s left u but i stood there but did u forget all that wen u fukin stole my bf u dirty little slag!!!

Really, it's fine that you don't invite me to your 18th.
It's not like I thought we were good friends. Not like I was speaking to you about the summer pre-18th party you were gonna have on msn the other day. Not like we always have fun together when we're totally pissed. Oh wait.

Maybe you just forgot to send me the facebook invite?
Then again, you managed to remember 68 OTHER PEOPLE.

Thanks, a lot. I'll remember to not get you a present, or invite you to mine.

Why do you feel the need to stare at the donuts that you CLEARLY don't need for that length of time? I couldn't get my trolley through. You had a basket, I had a trolley, so I get priority. Simple math.
But no, apparently moving was too much effort for you, and the donuts were clearly just too important to let out of your site for 3 seconds! God forbid someone might buy them ALL, leaving you without a single pack for yourself!
It's not hard to move out the way for someone!

I don't care if you were on crutches or not.

So even on your way out of your job you don't have the dignity to leave without stirring up shit and trying to get people to fall out with each other can you?
You are one small minded motherfucker and I guarantee you this - all your evil, lying, backstabbing, sneaky, dishonest ways are going to
Catch up with you. Karma...fucking Karma. Be afraid - be very afraid my friend because the Universe will
Balance out the things you've done.

Goodbye you bit fat fucking lying piece of shit. I'll be happy to see you fucking go!! Now fuck off!

Asshole, everything is always centered around you isn't it? well fuck off, I want to have a day where I don't have to listen to you whining and bitching. that one day is my brithday, think you can manage to be a pleasant person on my birthday? No you won't manage it, you never do

I miss you and I know I made a huge mistake and it's killing me. Rewind to February/March and let me start again and do things differently!
Shit, I fucked things up and I'm sorry and I regret everything!

How about, rather than just stopping me from sending texts or being able to contact anyone all together, you actually let me know that the bill for my phone hasn't been paid! that way you may be able to get your payment and I will be able to contact someone when I need to..sounds simple doesn't it?

I wish I cared enough to stop cheating.

why am i so fucking shallow

I don't think you realise quite how much I love you and need you. But everything hurts, hurts so much and I can't blame you, you're not a mind reader. I need someone to blame and the only person I can find is myself. Jealousy, that's what it is. I don't want to feel this why, christ you're allowed other friends. It's just your not the person I know so well when you're wth them

I miss you and no one else but you. Without you everything is fucking up. :(

they might have told you that you don't have cancer, but is that a reason to fucking start smoking again? next time it'll be too late