Latest 20 moans submitted
Listen, I told you already that I'm not good in relationships. But, we can still have sex. Get with the program and things will be alright.
Maybe it's not been great so far. Maybe there's been stuff on my mind.
Its going to get better though, I promise you that.
And I'm sorry about it, but I can't help it what with the stuff that's going on.
It's great that we've found some common interests, but who the hell said I wanted to become your best friend overnight? I don't want you showing up here unannounced and I'll come to yours when I want to.
Tell me to my face. Dont bitch to your friends or whatever. Because just MAYBE this works two ways.
if your not "available" online.. then fucking sign out! rather than me wasting my time writing you messages for you to reply 2 hours later saying "i went for a shower and tea"
oh i forgot i had phsychic powers!
SO whats the deal with practically avoiding me ever since we started "going out"
christ, persue me for what? a year..then its like your bored and can't be assed. get some balls, you won't even hold my hand in public for christ sake
and no, cinema does not count because it dark!
can hardly end it now though, what with being "best friends" it'd be even weirder. THIS IS WHY I DIDNT WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE! but everyone insisted it'd be amazing, nothing would change, at leats get better
blah blah blah..
thanks for messing with my awesome life fuck wits, i now how a "boyfriend" of whom speaks to someone he's told me he doesn't like more than me!
fml!
Bastard, hide behind your mummy and daddy, they will save the day again and bail you out as usual. You will never stand on your own two feet and make a go of your retard life. So you wanted to kill yourself? You think I give a fuck? Does that excuse the fact you cheated? Now what? Hiding from your responsibilities, letting you mummy and daddy do the hard work again, for a moment I thought I was divorcing your fuck head dad and not you becuse you're such a pussy!
Retard, just because I have a bigger desk than you it doesnt mean you can put your sorry arse mug on it - fuck off drama queen bitch!
Should have dumped your sorry ass last week, like I wanted to. I need to stop going round in circles about how I feel. I am unhappy in this relationship and it obviously isn't going to change if you sleep all day and ignore my phonecalls.
so you said you hate liars...but you are a liar yourself!
I can't stand iPhone users! Why do they think they're movie stars because they've bought a my first smartphone?
Why do I ask people if they're okay if they don't sound too happy? I really don't care about why they're upset. Call me a horrible person, but I have more important stuff to do than sit and listen to someone complain about something that will have dissappeared after an hour or two anyway?
It's all a lie.
And it's the second time that this thought runs through my mind.
Goddamn I need your vagina...
Am I undecided?
xmm....Yes and No.
My head is cold. #fml
Oooooh, made a mistake.
Dating you.
Just been to a guys house in Corby, well, what can I say, this guy had so much midget p0rn on his Dell I could not believe it, this guy is absolutely disgusting compared to the likes of Gary Glitter ... "dell technician"
facebook are a load of cunts, because fuck all works as always, cant comment on anyone's pictures, cant wish any one a happy birthday, cant read your in box messages, cant chat, cant do hardly anything except shout at the screen & get fucking error messages because the server is busy, "try back in a few minutes" more like months, concentrate on getting this fixed instead of swanning around in the sun on your expensive yachts, you wankers
No idea what to do with my life! Not option 1, that's not gonna happen. Option 2's just fucked up as I realised what I have to do to get there, and that's impossible.
Nothing's impossible? Fuck off isn't it.
Took all the wrong subjects. To do anything.
I don't want to settle for second best, but I can see it happening now.