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See, this is what happens with Summer weather. You leave all the windows open to let the cool breeze come in, and sleep with them open. Then one day you wake up to see it's not even hot or sunny outside, but cold and wet and you wake up sneezing like a crackwhore :((
bastard slow designers at work - I can do a quicker job and Im not even a designer!! *punch*
To the dumbass idiot who keeps turning up the AC in the office, I will bitch slap you one day!!
To the dickhead that decided today would be a good day to burn shit in your garden: did it not pass your thick skull that people would be sitting around at home with their windows open as it's fucking boiling out today?
I need some sleep, but I only toss and turn. I am hungry and should eat, but the body aches so it isn
Look I just forgot to click 'reply to all' don't be hating on me so bad.
Oral sex is not a chore, get on with it you miserable cunt.
Stop using me as a median! I don't care about your problems! So just go away!
No, I'm not ASIAN, nor am I the feather-wearing Indian. I'm just fucking Indian. Yes, like the country. No, I wasn't born there! Yes, that makes me an Indian American. NO, that doesn't make me a NATIVE AMERICAN! Really!!! It's been more than 500 years since Columbus' stupid mistake and I can't get a stupid oval to fill in under ethnicity that describes me correctly! We make up over 1/8 of the worlds population! how much more humping before somebody gives me a damn oval!
:| that's all.
Why do the magazines have to be moved now of all bloody times? They've been there for weeks w/o incident. It's exams week.. why NOW?
An open moan to all the elitist snob photographers out there that think their picture of a flower barn homeless person is something new and original worthy of bowing scraping and money thrown at their feet: Aaaaaaah GET a GRIP!
Okay, we've been together for five and change fucking years. When will you get that I am not going to be (ever) your domesticated little, stepford housewife and realise that I'm busy because a) I work full time b) go to Uni FULL TIME c) have the niggling need to exist beyond the pull of housework. Hey I know, you don't have a job, you clean!
FFS, Austrailians aren't meant to be able to play snooker!
If you say the module you're teaching teaches new concepts and practices, don't tell us that you haven't edited the PowerPoint presentations for 5 years.
man, if you want a cup of tea, and i'll say i'll make you one, come downstairs in a few minutes, not 15 minutes then complain it's cold
Today I saw an unoriginal site on the internet that was unusable to anybody who had Javascript disabled. FML*
*Ofcourse that is how I would begin and end the moan if I were posting on a certain suspiciously similar site, but I'm not.
Stupid fucks. If you're going to change lanes, Use a signal for Christ's sake! And DO NOT BRAKE after you cut me off! You jumped ahead of me because you were in -such- a damned rush, at least go the speedlimit!
fuck you. you fuck. there. witty no? you know who you are.
A friend of mine won't add a feature to his IRC bot that picks random moans from my log. FML
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it. Remember that you old hags!