moanlog Complain already!

hey builders! us living in tall apartments don't appreciate your goddamn ridiculous bright light coming from your crane.

do you seriously work at night that much? turn it off, fuckers!

Killed myself to get to the Post Office only to find they had now implemented some bullshit change where you can't pick up parcles after 12:30PM.

Thanks for completely wasting my time and not informing me of the time limits on the little slip of paper you put through my door.

I am trying to write a paper for Thursday. Turn your fucking music down, you are giving me a headache. I might actually be forced to throw the speakers at you, you inconsiderate bunch of cunts.

Dont you just hate when you call up the electrition to fix something up and he ends up using Google to find the solution?

I really hate idiots who talk shit behind the computer screen, and are 1 meter tall in real life. Get a life and stop acting like a bodybuilding champion of the world behind your monitor and keyboard. FREAKS !!

"It's got 4 gigs of internal memory so you can fit 4000 sounds on it depending on what kind of music you're into"

Wait, what? The amount of songs I can store is dependant on the type of music I'm into?

Before you sit infront of a camera and speak to the Internet, prepare what you're going to say.

It's pretty lame how Sky+ can record a max of 2 programs without letting you change channel. If you change channel it asks you to cancel a recording :( This might work if you have a house of 2 or 3, but any larger and it starts becoming a prick.

Also can I just say, since Sky got some idiot to swap over the box, the new one has been making loud noises and I'm not fucking paying £80 again.

If you say to all of your students you're going to update the site with further exam details, you kind of have an obligation to pull through on that, unless you want us to think you're more of a dickhead than you already are. The exam is so flippin' close and you've told us next to nothing about it.

brb while I read years worth of work to make sure I cover everything for the exam

For the love of god, can you please stop talking to me. I know you're new here and you don't know much about this area or have much friends here, but just put a lid on your shit and chill out.

Why do you act so different online? You're quiet, you're everywhere in the fucking background in person, but online you're talkative and you never shut up.

For fuck's sake. Don't play fucking Yesterday by the fucking Beatles at the gym. I'm trying to run further, not sit down, get stoned and have a fucking reminiscing sob.

I should have known talking to you online would be as difficult as face to face. Why should I dumb down my language just so you can understand me? I feel as I'm losing brain cells just by talking to you.

If I hear you whine once more about some pissy little ridiculous thing I am going to get up out of my chair, walk over to you, take your phone cord and strangle the ever loving fuck out of you.

You are the most insipid, hideous and disgusting cunt I have ever met and know. I wish you were dead and if it so happens that after I have posted this you DO drop down stone cold, then no one will celebrate more than me.

If you're running a competition as part of a survey, don't ask for my life story and all my personal details - all you need is contact information, a name and email/telephone number for example.

I just filled out a survey for a BFI IMAX in which a competition for 2 IMAX tickets were up for grabs. The moment it asked for an address I closed it.

I'm happy to tell you my experiences I had in your cinema, but don't take the piss.

Do not come to a lecture only to moan about how long it is going to be. The standard is about 2 hours per lecture, you know as soon as that door closes behind you, the lecture will probably go on for a good length of time.

What's the point in coming and moaning all the time about how long it is, how boring the lecture is, or how you're going to wet yourself because you're a fucking idiot and didn't go to a toilet before.

Your fucking whining is actually distracting and quite an insult to the lecturer. Just don't come if you can't handle grown-up shit.

I hate all of you passive agressive losers. You're all pathetic whiners afraid of confrontation. Grow a pair of balls.

quit fucking stealing my focus, itunes. i only use you for the convenience of updating the ipod. don't think that just because you crave my attention means that you can steal my mouse and keyboard inputs while i'm searching the web for details that you should automatically know. seriously, fuck off stealing my focus, i'll check you when i'm finished doing half of your work ... you useless heap of shite...

Winamp wouldn't do that to me...

If you're going to put the slides of your presentation online but then say they may be updated, for the love of god, please update it. There is no point in students grabbing it if it's different to what they see in the lecture.

Sure it's better than nothing and you can make changes yourself, but who has the time to do that? I'm juggling other lectures besides yours.

You've got the most up-to-date slides, just upload them.

Like seriously man, quit talking shit when i'm trying to listen to The Archers.

a book that the exam board publishes is suppose to be correct in the sense that it will contain all the relevent information and all the wording is correct. But seriously, when you say look at the diagram of something that isnt in the friggin book how the hell am i suppose to understand the question :S.
Perhaps make better books and maybe i will start to understand this shit.

How simple can auto-save be to implement? I just lost about 3 paragraphs due to Apple's "Pages" application (their alternative to MS Word) crash. I know that's not a lot, but it's the principal that counts. It makes sense to have some kind of recovery feature or auto-save. People don't use word processors as a joke and enter text that they're hoping to lose because of your application crashing.

There's a free no-thrills text editor on OS X called TextEdit and this has the ability to save every x seconds which incidentally is free of charge whereas Pages costs $80.

It doesn't make sense to me.